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Feeling Old
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: ‘Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains.. I know...
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A Rose by any other Name
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, ‘Last night we went out to a...
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Write it Down!
Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During acheckup, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them...
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State of the Art Hearing Aid
A man was telling his neighbor, ‘I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art.. It’s perfect.’ ‘Really,’ answered the neighbor . ‘What kind is it?’...
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Old Timer Encounter
Maude and John, both 81, lived in The Villages, in Florida. They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other’s company. After several weeks of meeting for...
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Old Hot Lovin!
There was an old couple sitting at a table. The old man said to the old lady, “I remember 50 years ago we were sitting at this very table.” The old woman said, “Yes, and we were probably naked as jay...
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98 Years old and No Enemies
All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady! Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, “How many of you have forgiven your enemies?” 80% held up their hands. The Minister...
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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN’T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL . . . YOU’LL LOVE THIS ONE. MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY...
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